"There's just, there's some circumstances," Melissa starts to hem and haw. Misa is "not feeling" the keyhole windows, and Jennifer points out a crack in the wall.
has done, but she was very loyal to Teresa when everyone else turned their back on her.
Teresa approached her husband in his office, where he's going through paperwork, which he calls "just a bunch of crap." He must be looking over his bankruptcy filing. She tells him that Caroline wants to get together, maybe to apologize (keep dreaming).
Will you think any less of me — which is to say, more — if I tell you I teared up no fewer than three times during tonight's "Real Housewives of New Jersey"?
Don't get me wrong: This show has driven me to tears before, as recently as the end of last season, when Bravo announced they would wring a fourth episode out of the neverending emotional slamdance known as the reunion.
She also says Joe asked her to reach out to Teresa.
(Is that what really happened, or that revisionist history? So from the bottom of my heart, I really want this family to mend." Unsaid: "I really want to remain relevant to the show so I can put a healthy down payment on my Hoboken condo so I can shadow my two gorgeous sons for the rest of their lives." She also tells Lauren she's going to have lunch with Teresa for the sake of Joe, who really doesn't want to keep his children away from Teresa's. "His kids have been raised to be genuine and try and fix things.
Later, they visit Victoria at Caldwell College, where she is a freshman studying nursing, and Rich continues to ... "It's starting to take a toll on me, how he turns everything into a joke." Surely this has not just now occurred to you?
New Alliance Academy is a community built upon shared responsibility and mutual respect.
That's bad enough, but then she takes it once step further, suggesting that her brother performed ... Even Joe Giudice says, "Ew," which is probably the truest thing he has ever said in his life.
Meanwhile, the Gorgas' real estate agent returns to show the house to a couple, and then Jennifer Dalton, another real estate agent and a certified Teresa hanger-on, turns up with Misa Hylton, who is introduced as a celebrity stylist and who has a son with Sean Combs. Melissa starts showing Jennifer and Misa around, and Misa wonders aloud why they want to sell such a beautiful home. Melissa and Joe retreat to the kitchen while Jennifer and Misa inspect the house.
Joe: "If she starts to lecture you or say things about your brother, just leave.